Curse

Ferminator · Jul 24, 2010, 02:01 AM // 02:01

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Originally Posted by Wish Swiftdeath

Uhh hate to take the side of a kid but alot of assasins are bad and die very quickly. I'd say 600 health is minimum, I agree 650 is a little over the top considering daggers are dual wield but yeah...

I'm not saying you're bad, the monk could be bad after all but fyi 600 health is ftw(armor's okay too, just none of that radiant crap)

When I sense that I'm taking more damage than being dealt or healed, I simply kite. It's like the AI forget about me and attack someone else.

Ugh · Jul 24, 2010, 02:39 AM // 02:39

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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

WTS math lessons.

WTS moonwalking lessons.

Del · Jul 24, 2010, 03:27 AM // 03:27

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Originally Posted by StormX

WARNING: reading the following may result in loss of IQ points

¿qué carajo?

McMullen · Jul 24, 2010, 01:12 PM // 13:12

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Originally Posted by Del

¿qué carajo?

wtf indeed. I can only imagine that took place in Kamadan.

Lunachick · Jul 24, 2010, 05:51 PM // 17:51

pro ursan lfg

Amaurosis · Jul 24, 2010, 06:58 PM // 18:58

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Originally Posted by Dzjudz

Not to derail, but 600hp on an assassin? No self-respecting assassin is going to run survivor insignia. Nightstalker's or Blessed. Usually you have two assassin runes (minor dagger and minor critstrikes) and a sup vigor. This makes 480 base + 50 = 530hp, leaving two rune spots and weapon mods. The runes will probably be vitae or attunement (personal preference, also depending on build) and the weapon mod will probably be fortitude or enchanting (good chance it's enchanting, given the great sin enchants). Anyway, I'm in the camp "assassins should have around 530-550hp".

That's completely subjective. I usually run 640-650 health w/ a defensive set on and I run full survivor. The two insignias you suggested are conditional, and because of that they are flawed. Blessed Insignia gives +10 for being enchanted, however only when enchanted. Enchantment removal isn't uncommon and when that does happen the Blessed Insignia becomes useless, albeit depending on your bar and support around you it can be relatively easy to reapply an enchantment. Even so there are times where upkeeping enchantments can be stressful.
Nightstalker's conditional effect can be dangerous as well. +15 Armor is nice but in order to benefit from it you have to be attacking. So you're forcing yourself to attack to benefit from the bonus. Even if you're throwing a spear from a distance there will be situations where attacking will prove to be more disadvantageous to you and possibly the rest of your team than not attacking. You may also run into situations where you are taking too much damage and will have to pull back. In any case you're not always going to be attacking so you're not always going to have +15 armor.
And on top of all that there are skills that deal damage which ignores your armor and any bonuses you may have, completely rendering the insignia's useless. Survivor insignias are unconditional. You don't have to do anything or be under the effects of any enchantment/stance/preparation/etc.

Olof · Jul 24, 2010, 07:27 PM // 19:27

Yesterday upon joing a pug of 3 and waiting to enter Alliance Battles:

him: hi there, will you follow us please?

me: yes, of course

him: good, it's important that we stick in our team

me: yes, I know

Upon starting the match:

him: Follow us! Follow us!
then all 3 run directly into a huge mob and die almost instantly

him: you're not following! stay with us

me: but your dead.

him: ok, but we have to stick together!

me: ......

After the match, which we somehow won despite my 3 team members constantly dying and returning to the res shrine:

him: hmm. you didn't follow us very well

me: (feeling masochistic) shall we go again?

and repeat..

Ka Tet · Jul 25, 2010, 06:17 AM // 06:17

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Originally Posted by Olof

After the match, which we somehow won despite my 3 team members constantly dying and returning to the res shrine:

him: hmm. you didn't follow us very well

me: (feeling masochistic) shall we go again?

and repeat..

That made me smile.

Guilds Gods · Aug 04, 2010, 11:47 PM // 23:47

I had a SS but I'm having trouble uploading it to here.

Anyways, I was in Gate of Anquish and this is how the convo went

Him: Anyone have a good derv DoA build
Me: Echo Mending
Him: Can you show me echo mending, I havn't played in a long time

I then directed him to PvX, while laughing.

Gabriel of Ravn · Aug 05, 2010, 01:53 AM // 01:53

From an idiot sin today in Kamadan I didn't screenshot it because I was laughing about it with my guild.

Sin: WTB +5 energy for daggers
Me: 1k for I have the power inscription
Sin: not looking for inscription
Me: ummm thats the only way to get +5 for daggers unless daggers are oldschool and already have it
Sin: no its not you noob

Morphy · Aug 05, 2010, 08:49 AM // 08:49

You've never heard of the bugged Dagger Tang of Power? Tsk, you're a noob indeed.

Wish Swiftdeath · Aug 05, 2010, 10:43 AM // 10:43

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Originally Posted by Morphy

You've never heard of the bugged Dagger Tang of Power? Tsk, you're a noob indeed.

I've got one, I'll sell it to you for 10e, good price!

Kook~NBK~ · Aug 05, 2010, 11:19 AM // 11:19

I see this one a lot:

Player X: PC on something or other.

Player Y: Buying or selling?

(or does that belong in the "People I hate in GW" thread?

)

Zebideedee · Aug 05, 2010, 11:24 AM // 11:24

3 people at Tihark Orchard when it was zaishen mission recently "Lfg ZM HM"

The Riven · Aug 05, 2010, 12:48 PM // 12:48

While being very very bored in LA...

Random spam.) LFR Ascalon. 2k

Me.) Why not, gotta beat reading all chat here.

Randomer.) what class are you?

Me.) Paragon.

Randomer.) lol noooooob paragons can't run, we want a sin.

Me.) Your quite new to the game then?

Randomer.) FO and F*** Yo Mamma, Im elite and only do SC's.

Never before have I had that many fails in less than 60 seconds.

Skyy High · Aug 05, 2010, 03:13 PM // 15:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olof

Yesterday upon joing a pug of 3 and waiting to enter Alliance Battles:

him: hi there, will you follow us please?

me: yes, of course

him: good, it's important that we stick in our team

me: yes, I know

Upon starting the match:

him: Follow us! Follow us!
then all 3 run directly into a huge mob and die almost instantly

him: you're not following! stay with us

me: but your dead.

him: ok, but we have to stick together!

me: ......

After the match, which we somehow won despite my 3 team members constantly dying and returning to the res shrine:

him: hmm. you didn't follow us very well

me: (feeling masochistic) shall we go again?

and repeat..

Oh I remember a group like that from the last AB weekend.
"Follow me!"
"There's a massive mob there, run away!"
"Fight!"
"You're suicidal."
"You have no honor."
>_>

Zodiac Meteor · Aug 05, 2010, 03:47 PM // 15:47

AB, the only place players think mobbing is good and tanking is better.

Mintha Syl · Aug 05, 2010, 03:57 PM // 15:57

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Originally Posted by Zebideedee

3 people at Tihark Orchard when it was zaishen mission recently "Lfg ZM HM"

Heard that in Augury Rock as well

And lol for the "hmm. you didn't follow us very well" situation

Voodoo Rage · Aug 05, 2010, 04:08 PM // 16:08

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Originally Posted by Zebideedee

3 people at Tihark Orchard when it was zaishen mission recently "Lfg ZM HM"

Now, THAT'S the screenshot I should have grabbed. Some guy spamming "LFR Tihark Orchard NM" (first of all, even if it could be run, you really need a someone to run this easy mission for you?). After everyone tells him it's a solo mission he posts, "It's only solo in HM". lmao

-Vodka- · Aug 05, 2010, 04:19 PM // 16:19

In GToB not so long ago...